Enjoy a hilarious collection of Skibidi-themed toilet jokes that will have you laughing non-stop. From catchy dance moves to toilet humor, these jokes are perfect for fans of the viral Skibidi dance craze.
Get ready for a side-splitting experience that combines the world of music and bathroom humor in the most entertaining way.
Prepare to laugh out loud as you discover the unexpected connection between the Skibidi dance and toilet jokes."
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1. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
2. What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look flushed!"
3. What did the plumber say to the toilet bowl? "You have a lot of potential."
4. Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill? To get away from the poop!
5. Why was the toilet paper so embarrassed? It couldn't roll with the big boys.
6. What do you call a person who is addicted to toilet jokes? A commode-ian!
7. Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? It wanted to get to the bottom.
8. Why did the toilet paper go to the disco? To get down and funky.
9. What do you call a toilet that can sing? A commode-ian of the opera!
10. Why did the man put a duck in the toilet? Because he wanted to have a "quack" at the toilet seat.
11. Why don't skeletons use the toilet? They don't have the guts.
12. Why did the toilet break up with the sink? Because it was tired of being taken for granite.
13. What do you call a person who always uses a squat toilet? A squatter.
14. Why did the toilet roll down the hill backwards? It wanted to see where it had been.
15. What do you call a toilet that is always on time? A punctu-bowl!
16. Why was the toilet paper so tired? Because it had too much on its roll.
17. Why did the toilet go on strike? It was fed up with being taken for granted.
18. What do you call a toilet that is always dramatic? A commode-ian of the theatre!
19. Why did the toilet get sad? Because it had a crappy day.
20. How do you know if a plumber is a criminal? He always takes the toilet paper.
21. Why did the toilet paper go to the circus? To find a new roll models.
22. Why did the toilet brush break up with the toilet? It said it was time to stop brushing things off.
23. Why did the toilet get jealous? Because it saw the sink getting all the attention.
24. Why did the toilet call his father? He needed to bowl over his problems.
25. What did one toilet say to the other? "I don't know what the big deal is, we both handle crap."
26. What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet? The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
27. Why did the toilet paper go to the party? To get some ply time.
28. What do you call a smelly toilet? A pooh-pooh platter.
29. Why did the toilet break up with the shower? It said the shower was too wet.
30. What do you call a toilet that is always sneaking around? A commode ninja!
31. Why did the toilet go to therapy? It had a lot of issues to work through.
32. What did the toilet say to the bird? "Do you want to come perch on my bowl?"
33. Why did the toilet get a tattoo? Because it wanted to show off its flush ink.
34. What do you call a toilet that has a PhD? A can-didate.
35. Why did the toilet paper go to the beach? To catch some waves.
36. Why did the toilet break up with the toilet paper? It said it needed space.
37. What do you call a toilet that is always in a hurry? A commode-ian of speed!
38. Why did the toilet paper go to space? To explore uranus.
39. What do you call a toilet that is too afraid to flush? A chicken pot pot.
40. Why did the toilet break up with the sink? It said the sink was draining its energy.
41. What did the toilet say when it won the race? "I'm the bowl of the ball."
42. Why did the man use a tampon as toilet paper? He wanted a period of cleanliness.
43. What do you call a toilet that is always busy? A commode-ian of work!
44. What did the toilet say when it got a cold? "I think I'm clogged."
45. Why did the toilet paper go to school? It wanted to learn how to roll with the punches.
46. What do you call a toilet that is always under pressure? A commode sensei!
47. Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get flushed with excitement.
48. What do you call a tree that grows in a toilet bowl? A commode-a-tree.
49. Why did the toilet break up with the toilet brush? It said it needed a clean break.
50. What do you call a toilet that can play an instrument? A commode-ian of the orchestra!